Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2015 18:17:12 GMT -8
Dazed and confused Professor Butts wandered into the hospital wing. The matron looked up from her desk just as he started to approach her. She acknowledged him with a nod of her head. Then did a double take as she realized that this was the fourth time that day Butts had wandered into her wing. What a strange sight it was. Just the way that he stumbled dragging his feet and muttering complete nonsense. "Where the blood hell did he get go? Peeves this is all your fault. Curse my current state of mind that is madness! I blame it on you."
Finally realizing that he is at the desk Butts shuts his withered old trap and tries his best to return to being his pompous self. "Please do your best to rid me of my maladies, I simply blatantly refuse to face these constant battles on a daily basis.". With sigh she see him to a bed. Laying down Bartholomew Butts begins to unravel a truly remarkable tale. "It all stated when I first encountered Peeves. Day in and day out he caused such a ruckus. Did you know that fire crabs like to curl up on chairs in the Great Hall? I made the unfortunate mistake of sitting on one during -scratches head- the Halloween Feast... I think. It burned a huge hole in my pants and left a bloody blister on my rear. Do you want to see?". Before she can respond he stood up an started to remove his pants. In a quick flash the matron whipped out her wand and bound him to the bed.
"How dare you bind me, untie me this instant you.... she gives him annoyed look and his mouth shuts. Realizing that she has only a moment before he starts up again, the matron asks him "What is ailing you THIS TIME?"
Finally realizing that he is at the desk Butts shuts his withered old trap and tries his best to return to being his pompous self. "Please do your best to rid me of my maladies, I simply blatantly refuse to face these constant battles on a daily basis.". With sigh she see him to a bed. Laying down Bartholomew Butts begins to unravel a truly remarkable tale. "It all stated when I first encountered Peeves. Day in and day out he caused such a ruckus. Did you know that fire crabs like to curl up on chairs in the Great Hall? I made the unfortunate mistake of sitting on one during -scratches head- the Halloween Feast... I think. It burned a huge hole in my pants and left a bloody blister on my rear. Do you want to see?". Before she can respond he stood up an started to remove his pants. In a quick flash the matron whipped out her wand and bound him to the bed.
"How dare you bind me, untie me this instant you.... she gives him annoyed look and his mouth shuts. Realizing that she has only a moment before he starts up again, the matron asks him "What is ailing you THIS TIME?"
