Tomorrow is Yesterday || Ancient Runes 6th & 7th years
Aug 8, 2014 19:56:31 GMT -8
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Post by NICOLAE TOMASIS PIPINDORIO on Aug 8, 2014 19:56:31 GMT -8
"By the fates who leaves a mess like this??" Bewildered muttering filled the empty classroom. Nicolae had a class in ten minutes and whoever the previous professor had been, had left what he could only assume was the entire contents of their house and their great aunts knick knack collection on what was now his desk. "It's...it's exponential mess. My word are you multiplying..?" he prodded a stack of papers he swore wasn't there a moment ago very gingerly.
With a few more mutterings and some very cautious handling, the new professor sort of..shooed the mess into the bin. He'd saved what he needed for the class of course. Most of it anyhow. There was a surprising amount of paperwork that was beyond anyone's reading ability which said quite a bit given the objective and teachings of the class. Runes, he could read, recite and breathe if he had to. This? Why, this was just nonsense. An infant with a quill, would have been far more legible.
Now, Nicolae was not a clean freak by any means. But he preferred his own messes. This was foreign mess. Not his and therefore mysterious and possibly volatile. And it was most certainly multiplying.
With his own bag of paperwork, books and various diagrams and not mysterious great aunt knick knacks now sitting on the desk, the man pulled a large pair of square glasses on the end of his nose and began reading through what the students were at. Naturally he would go about his own way of finding where they needed the attention and where they were proficient at. Unfortunately as Nicolae was sorting out his papers, a few students had already trickled in mid self conversation.
"Yes yes, obviously. And...seating chart? A seating chart? Well to hell with that." the paper goes fluttering to the floor behind him as he tossed it, kicking a leg up on the desk. "Seating chart. Next I'll be needing labels and standing them all together like a row of canned goods....'You there! Green Beans! What's rune does the salamander identify? No no! Not you Carrots, I didn't ask you! Go sit down by Spinach and wait your turn!'" He acted out in a deep voice, waving his hands about with the papers and spinning his chair. As he spun he suddenly saw quite a few pairs of eyes looking at him, and the papers promptly went flying in his sudden state of alarm, coupled with a rather effeminate shout.
"Merlin's fluffy beard! You are...sneaky little people!" he waved his hands at them. Clearing his throat and standing, he dusted off his front and gestured them to sit. "Right, now. Ah...well first off, I've tossed the seating chart so sit where you like. Except here..this is my seat." he gestures to the entirety of his desk. "So those desks, the floor, the window sill....the ceiling if you can manage, have a seat. But if you have an irritable bowel or a particularly small bladder, I would appreciate if you obey the laws of gravity, Mmm?" he clapped his hands together and stood out in front of his desk. "Secondly, I'll need your names, your best subject and your worst subject. It will all make sense....er...eventually, so don't argue. "