Fake Empire || Eddie

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Fake Empire || Eddie Apr 5, 2013 6:26:46 GMT -8

Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2013 6:26:46 GMT -8

"I like darker makeup." The boy admitted, smiling at Caitlin as she rearranged herself. He was glad to see he wasn't the only one with restless legs. "Not on me! On girls. You know? Like what the rockers and the punks wear? Not the bright colourful stuff like the disco girl's wear. It makes them look like my grandmother!"He laughed and nodded at the girl. "I don't see why girls bother to put much more than just eyeliner on! It takes sooo much time! And they look beautiful without it on anyways!"

"Ooooh..." He hissed in defeat. "You got me there! My brother and I has pretended to ride brooms when we were little, but I never actually got a broom that could fly till I was fourteen. We had flying classes in first year though... so I guess that would be my first experience with a broom." He shrugged, " It's fun, but it's kinda like swimming, you know? As long as someone is up there with you, and the two of you are goofing off, it's a blast! But if you're on a broom alone, it's relaxing at first, but quickly gets boring. I guess it would be different if I played Quiddatch, but I'm not a sports fan. I'm too much of a geek to be cool like that.

"Yeah, well... I've had cake before!" he laughs, his volume slowly starting to rise again. The library was not a good place for him. He couldn't control his volume when he was excited. "At other people's parties and stuff... but my mom was a health hippie and didn't believe in giving kids sugar, and then we found out I was diabetic, so I can't have sugar." He shrugged.

He listened to her turn, and knew he was screwed, "Errrr... Oh man. I've never ridden floo in my life! I admit it. I've been on a plane more than thirty times, at least. That beats your boat... unless your boat was a cruise liner?" he giggle, giving it a whirl. He knew that wasn't right though. "Okay, so that makes it two for two, is that right?" He sat back, trying to count out on his fingers who had one what. "yeah.. if we don't count the floo and the Quiddatch thing... okay! my turn!"

"Never have I ever Apparated." he nodded, successfully finding something wizardy he hadn't done.

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Fake Empire || Eddie Apr 8, 2013 17:44:23 GMT -8

Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 17:44:23 GMT -8

Eddie was a fascinating person to talk to. They had a lot of similarities, as well as a few differences. He was definitely a swift change of pace from hanging out with Joram. He wasn't into comics like she was, but they were still best friends. As Eddie yammered on about make up, Cait just let him talk himself over and over, his volume growing. It made her laugh a little and she grinned at him. "Tha' must be 'ard. Ta not be able ta 'ave sugar. I think I'd die!" Cait smiled at him again, "I think it'd be worse if I couldn't 'ave like.. salt or potatoes! ugg! I know I'd just kick tha bucket!"

He kept on and said something about a cruise liner, which made her laugh. Everything he said was tickling to her and sh felt as if she could listen to him talking for days. "I don't think I could fly in a plane. I 'ave a problem with brooms, I don't think I could manage a plane without bein' sedated." She laughed for the millionth time and shook her head. "Apparating is...weird. I did it with me da' once. Few years ago, I broke me leg falling from the roof of our house." It was a little ass backwards that she hated to fly but wasn't afraid to climb trees or walk around on the roof."He 'ad ta take me ta Saint Mungos. I 'ate 'ospitals." Shaking her head again Cait tried to think of a really good one.

"Ne'er 'ave I e'er...Had a boner in public!!" Caitlin roared with laughter than made her go silent with a wheeze before she shook her head. "Kidding kidding. Ya don't 'ave ta answer that!!" Caitlin was all about laughing and having a good time. Sometimes that called for an inappropriate joke. Her palm made a slapping noise when she hit it against her forehead. "OH! Ne'er 'ave I e'er been streakin' or skinny dippin'!" As comfortable with being who she was, Caitlin always thought her body was awkward. She was short and petite and her...lady bits weren't as big as she thought was acceptable to most boys. Finding formal dresses and girly outfits was awkward for her and embarrassing. Joram had to help her find a proper dress for the Night House Party, and even then she'd felt uncomfortable and weird. Naked was ten times worse than that. She'd only had sex because she was drunk primarily, and some of the time it'd been with a girl.

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Fake Empire || Eddie Apr 9, 2013 14:03:47 GMT -8

Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 14:03:47 GMT -8

"I hate hospitals too!" Eddie smiled, " I have been in an out of them since I was little. I'm always getting into some sort of medical trouble." Whether it was broken arms from jumping off off playground equipment, rusty nail punctures from playing in old junk lots, wild raccoon bites, or missing skin from being drug down the street on his belly by his brother on his bike, Eddie's form of unique play and adventure had landed him in the hospital too many times to count. The kid never learned though, and was always quick to pick up the dangerous play where he had left off before he had been drug away by paramedics. "Hospitals are too sterile, and all the busy people in their uniforms just creep my out!"

The girl's next confession was more like a nasty trap, and Eddie coughed and had to look away so she wouldn't see him turn red. He had hoped that it had been a joke, else he would have had to tell her about the one awkward day in the mall. Come on, really, what man didn't have just one bad story to tell about pitching a tent in a public place. Admitting that to a woman seemed pretty daunting though, and he was sure he would die of embarrassment if he was ever forced to. Her next topic was still as sexy, but a little easier for the boy to admit.

"Oh yeah, I've done both," He admitted with a smile. The boy was pretty comfortable with his body, and wasn't afraid of making a fool of himself. Anything to get a laugh and get the blood pumping. "I've even done a strip show for the a school talent contest before! Nothing like showing an audience or one thousand people your boxer-shorts to make you feel like a fool!" He rocked with laughed at himself. He couldn't believe he was telling her all this! God, the two of them were a pair, weren't they? Too bad they were about to be broken up.

"Mr Muler!" The Librarian said right in the boys ear, making the boy jump. He turned quickly to find her head under the table, sneering. "I have given you fair warning about you noise level!" She grabbed the boy by the ear and drug him out from under the table while he made many pained noises "I'm afraid you are going to have to leave the library now!" the woman waved her wand around madly, and a Eddie's things began floating off of surrounding tables and out from under the table they had been sitting under to join them on the march out of the room.

"Caitlin!" Eddie yelled loudly, seeing as how he was already being tossed out for being loud and couldn't possibly make the situation worse, "My Prince!" he reached his arms back towards her table as he was drug away, "This witch can not keep us apart! I know you will come find me, brave knight!" He laughed and gave out another "Ow!" As the librarian squeezed his arm at the witch comment, which was technically true! "And bring those negatives with you next time!" he added, noticing that among all the stuff swirling in the air around them, the woman's spell hadn't collected his family's pictures. he was soon dragged around a book shelf and out of sight of the girl, and all that could be heard was his cheeky voice.

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow- OWW! That was Shakespeare you arm pincher! I thought you'd have the taste for something like t-!"

Then there was the slam of the door, and things were quiet again.